I could listen to this forever and never get bored
when ur tryin to tell a story but no one knows what the fuck ur talkin about
I adore that I can just send Calley a text that says:
"STEVE ROGERS THOUGH!!!"
and she reply’s with
because she knows.
Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger’s Lost Items
I would leave anything behind on a plane if it meant I got to see a beagle galloping towards me
The snowman came out a little differently than expected.
I had to put my phone down I am laughing so hard
Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray!
Vine by Daz_Black
Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!
This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.
The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform
tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened
Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸i identify as a walgreens gift card
THOR GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
oh god i snorted
not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy
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