hendumst:

I could listen to this forever and never get bored

-hewastheirfriend:

when ur tryin to tell a story but no one knows what the fuck ur talkin about

I adore that I can just send Calley a text that says:

"STEVE ROGERS THOUGH!!!"

and she reply’s with 

"EXACTLY"

because she knows.

She knows!

(Source: henrikbluntqvist)

(Source: wehaveourdragons)

homebeccer:

onlylolgifs:

Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger’s Lost Items

I would leave anything behind on a plane if it meant I got to see a beagle galloping towards me

knittywriter:

nonymoose:

ultrafunnypictures:

The snowman came out a little differently than expected.



I had to put my phone down I am laughing so hard

knittywriter:

nonymoose:

ultrafunnypictures:

The snowman came out a little differently than expected.

I had to put my phone down I am laughing so hard

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

weloveshortvideos:

Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray!

Vine by Daz_Black

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

white people bios be like:

heliolisk:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card

kaciart:

reichenbach-rising:

brodinsons:

THOR GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

oh god i snorted

(Source: v322321)

parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

(Source: epic-humor)