tinylilremus:

AU where the Potters live and James and Sirius make a fake birth certificate that says “Elvendork James Potter”, leave it casually (but strategically) lying somewhere fourteen-year-old Harry would find it, revel in the ensuing chaos as Harry tries to come to terms with the fact that ‘Harry’ might just have been a nickname all these years, and high-five at their excellent mischief over butterbeers.

That is, until Lily finds out.

toxicremedy:

I drew this last year, but I thought I’d post it again since everyone is getting into the Halloween groove.

toxicremedy:

I drew this last year, but I thought I’d post it again since everyone is getting into the Halloween groove.

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

(Source: best-of-memes)

Peter Jason Quill, he’s also known as Star-Lord.

Who calls him that?

Himself mostly.

(Source: marvelmovies)

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

(Source: memewhore)

ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

rj4gui4r:

It’s like a real life episode of Bob’s Burgers…

rj4gui4r:

It’s like a real life episode of Bob’s Burgers…

(Source: singingsh0wtunes)

spanishskulduggery:

It’s really weird trying to explain the differences between Catholicism and other branches of Christianity to people who aren’t religious because it ultimately ends up, “Well this is Catholic, this is Catholic classic, this is Catholic-lite, this is diet Catholic, this is new taste less calories not as popular Catholic, and this is I can’t believe it’s not Catholic.”

rebequestars:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE


Same.

rebequestars:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

Same.

(Source: hashitaka)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST! :D

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

(Source: pinterest.com)

(Source: flaming-shawnzie)

potterlovermore:

potterlovermore:

potterlovermore:

potterlovermore:

potterlovermore:

Someone wrote Sugar, were going down swinging on the bathroom wall in blood and now our school is on lockdown omfg

THE POLICE ARE HERE OMFG

There is this girl laughing her ass off in the corner of my classroom. I wonder if she…

SHE DID

I just made a new friend