allons-ynumberten:

eviesrealitychangesdaily:

andwhentheskywasopened:

continueplease:

louwhis:

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

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Toy Story 2 bloopers

(Source: musicalhog)

justanotherhighschoolgrad:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

when 90’s kids grow up

(Source: vittyyluvsgiveaways)

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

  • 1. What is you middle name?: Desirae
  • 2. How old are you?: 20
  • 3. What is your birthday?: February 24
  • 4. What is your zodiac sign?: Pisces
  • 5. What is your favorite color?: Red
  • 6. What's your lucky number?: 24
  • 7. Do you have any pets?: A fish named Caspar and a cat
  • 8. Where are you from?: Chicagoland area
  • 9. How tall are you?: 5'5''
  • 10. What shoe size are you?: 8ish
  • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?: 3 I think
  • 12. What was your last dream about?: I don't remember...
  • 13. What talents do you have?: Music, observation, writing...
  • 14. Are you psychic in any way?: Uh... maybe
  • 15. Favorite song?: Cecilia and the Satellite by Andrew McMahon
  • 16. Favorite movie?: The Avengers
  • 17. Who would be your ideal partner?: A musically talented, funny, sweet guy...
  • 18. Do you want children?: Yeah
  • 19. Do you want a church wedding?: I dunno
  • 20. Are you religious?: Not to any big extent
  • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?: When I was born...
  • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?: Nope
  • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities?: Yup
  • 24. Baths or showers?: Depends on what I'm in the mood for
  • 25. What color socks are you wearing?: No socks
  • 26. Have you ever been famous?: No...
  • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?: Eh, maybe
  • 28. What type of music do you like?: Alternative, indie, pop, punk, eh almost anything.
  • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?: Nope
  • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?: Three
  • 31. What position do you usually sleep in?: On my stomach
  • 32. How big is your house?: Medium...
  • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast?: Whatever's around
  • 34. Have you ever fired a gun?: Nope
  • 35. Have you ever tried archery?: Yes!
  • 36. Favorite clean word?: Symphony
  • 37. Favorite swear word?: Fuck
  • 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?: 24 hours
  • 39. Do you have any scars?: Yup
  • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?: I don't think so
  • 41. Are you a good liar?: No ;)
  • 42. Are you a good judge of character?: I think so
  • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?: Not really
  • 44. Do you have a strong accent?: I don't think so
  • 45. What is your favorite accent?: British
  • 46. What is your personality type?: Reserved
  • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?: A nice overshirt that I got for 4 bucks when it was originally 56.
  • 48. Can you curl your tongue?: Indeed
  • 49. Are you an innie or an outie?: Innie
  • 50. Left or right handed?: Right
  • 51. Are you scared of spiders?: The big furry ones
  • 52. Favorite food?: Scone
  • 53. Favorite foreign food?: Burrito
  • 54. Are you a clean or messy person?: Messy-ish
  • 55. Most used phrased?: Indeed
  • 56. Most used word?: Uh
  • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?: 15-20 minutes
  • 58. Do you have much of an ego?: Sometimes
  • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?: Both
  • 60. Do you talk to yourself?: Yup
  • 61. Do you sing to yourself?: Yup
  • 62. Are you a good singer?: Probably not
  • 63. Biggest Fear?: Being buried alive
  • 64. Are you a gossip?: Not really
  • 65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?: World War Z
  • 66. Do you like long or short hair?: Medium
  • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?: Yes
  • 68. Favorite school subject?: Music
  • 69. Extrovert or Introvert?: Introvert
  • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?: Nope
  • 71. What makes you nervous?: Swimming in the deep
  • 72. Are you scared of the dark?: Slightly
  • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?: Sometimes
  • 74. Are you ticklish?: Yeah
  • 75. Have you ever started a rumor?: Nope
  • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?: Yup
  • 77. Have you ever drank underage?: Sips
  • 78. Have you ever done drugs?: Nope
  • 79. Who was your first real crush?: A boy in my kindergarten class
  • 80. How many piercings do you have?: Zero
  • 81. Can you roll your Rs?: Nope
  • 82. How fast can you type?: Pretty fast
  • 83. How fast can you run?: Not fast
  • 84. What color is your hair?: Reddish
  • 85. What color is your eyes?: Blueish green
  • 86. What are you allergic to?: Pollen
  • 87. Do you keep a journal?: Not really
  • 88. What do your parents do?: Freelance and crossing guard/resale store owner
  • 89. Do you like your age?: Sure
  • 90. What makes you angry?: I can't really think of anything specific
  • 91. Do you like your own name?: Yes
  • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?: I have but I've forgotten them...
  • 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?: Either
  • 94. What are you strengths?: Listener, friendly, observant
  • 95. What are your weaknesses?: Shy, anxiety
  • 96. How did you get your name?: Family name
  • 97. Were your ancestors royalty?: Don't think so
  • 98. Do you have any scars?: This was already asked but yes
  • 99. Color of your bedspread?: Grey and blue
  • 100. Color of your room?: Very light grey

ppyajunebug:

arielsfunblr:

rhymeswitheight:

since1969:

charliexxx:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

i have replayed this like 15 times now

ANDY.

This gave me life.

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

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nerdsrocket:

(via Text from Superheroes - Female Thor)
Verily.

nerdsrocket:

(via Text from Superheroes - Female Thor)

Verily.

Best thing I’ve seen on my dash in ages.

Best thing I’ve seen on my dash in ages.

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I’m having a panic attack and I can’t breath and i’m really light headed and i haven’t had a panic attack like this in months and shit shit shit hsis htist

How does one ask for help when they’re afraid of being a burden?

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ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

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searchingforknowledge:

ethiopienne:

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

One of the best movie scripts ever

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