(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

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Toy Story 2 bloopers

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unsolicited disney

when 90’s kids grow up

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A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon



PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence



PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

  • 1. What is you middle name?: Desirae
  • 2. How old are you?: 20
  • 3. What is your birthday?: February 24
  • 4. What is your zodiac sign?: Pisces
  • 5. What is your favorite color?: Red
  • 6. What's your lucky number?: 24
  • 7. Do you have any pets?: A fish named Caspar and a cat
  • 8. Where are you from?: Chicagoland area
  • 9. How tall are you?: 5'5''
  • 10. What shoe size are you?: 8ish
  • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?: 3 I think
  • 12. What was your last dream about?: I don't remember...
  • 13. What talents do you have?: Music, observation, writing...
  • 14. Are you psychic in any way?: Uh... maybe
  • 15. Favorite song?: Cecilia and the Satellite by Andrew McMahon
  • 16. Favorite movie?: The Avengers
  • 17. Who would be your ideal partner?: A musically talented, funny, sweet guy...
  • 18. Do you want children?: Yeah
  • 19. Do you want a church wedding?: I dunno
  • 20. Are you religious?: Not to any big extent
  • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?: When I was born...
  • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?: Nope
  • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities?: Yup
  • 24. Baths or showers?: Depends on what I'm in the mood for
  • 25. What color socks are you wearing?: No socks
  • 26. Have you ever been famous?: No...
  • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?: Eh, maybe
  • 28. What type of music do you like?: Alternative, indie, pop, punk, eh almost anything.
  • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?: Nope
  • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?: Three
  • 31. What position do you usually sleep in?: On my stomach
  • 32. How big is your house?: Medium...
  • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast?: Whatever's around
  • 34. Have you ever fired a gun?: Nope
  • 35. Have you ever tried archery?: Yes!
  • 36. Favorite clean word?: Symphony
  • 37. Favorite swear word?: Fuck
  • 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?: 24 hours
  • 39. Do you have any scars?: Yup
  • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?: I don't think so
  • 41. Are you a good liar?: No ;)
  • 42. Are you a good judge of character?: I think so
  • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?: Not really
  • 44. Do you have a strong accent?: I don't think so
  • 45. What is your favorite accent?: British
  • 46. What is your personality type?: Reserved
  • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?: A nice overshirt that I got for 4 bucks when it was originally 56.
  • 48. Can you curl your tongue?: Indeed
  • 49. Are you an innie or an outie?: Innie
  • 50. Left or right handed?: Right
  • 51. Are you scared of spiders?: The big furry ones
  • 52. Favorite food?: Scone
  • 53. Favorite foreign food?: Burrito
  • 54. Are you a clean or messy person?: Messy-ish
  • 55. Most used phrased?: Indeed
  • 56. Most used word?: Uh
  • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?: 15-20 minutes
  • 58. Do you have much of an ego?: Sometimes
  • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?: Both
  • 60. Do you talk to yourself?: Yup
  • 61. Do you sing to yourself?: Yup
  • 62. Are you a good singer?: Probably not
  • 63. Biggest Fear?: Being buried alive
  • 64. Are you a gossip?: Not really
  • 65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?: World War Z
  • 66. Do you like long or short hair?: Medium
  • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?: Yes
  • 68. Favorite school subject?: Music
  • 69. Extrovert or Introvert?: Introvert
  • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?: Nope
  • 71. What makes you nervous?: Swimming in the deep
  • 72. Are you scared of the dark?: Slightly
  • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?: Sometimes
  • 74. Are you ticklish?: Yeah
  • 75. Have you ever started a rumor?: Nope
  • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?: Yup
  • 77. Have you ever drank underage?: Sips
  • 78. Have you ever done drugs?: Nope
  • 79. Who was your first real crush?: A boy in my kindergarten class
  • 80. How many piercings do you have?: Zero
  • 81. Can you roll your Rs?: Nope
  • 82. How fast can you type?: Pretty fast
  • 83. How fast can you run?: Not fast
  • 84. What color is your hair?: Reddish
  • 85. What color is your eyes?: Blueish green
  • 86. What are you allergic to?: Pollen
  • 87. Do you keep a journal?: Not really
  • 88. What do your parents do?: Freelance and crossing guard/resale store owner
  • 89. Do you like your age?: Sure
  • 90. What makes you angry?: I can't really think of anything specific
  • 91. Do you like your own name?: Yes
  • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?: I have but I've forgotten them...
  • 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?: Either
  • 94. What are you strengths?: Listener, friendly, observant
  • 95. What are your weaknesses?: Shy, anxiety
  • 96. How did you get your name?: Family name
  • 97. Were your ancestors royalty?: Don't think so
  • 98. Do you have any scars?: This was already asked but yes
  • 99. Color of your bedspread?: Grey and blue
  • 100. Color of your room?: Very light grey






One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

i have replayed this like 15 times now


This gave me life.


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(via Text from Superheroes - Female Thor)


(via Text from Superheroes - Female Thor)


Best thing I’ve seen on my dash in ages.

Best thing I’ve seen on my dash in ages.





The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even


I’m having a panic attack and I can’t breath and i’m really light headed and i haven’t had a panic attack like this in months and shit shit shit hsis htist

How does one ask for help when they’re afraid of being a burden?

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do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

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the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

One of the best movie scripts ever

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